What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 08:39
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What is your juiciest sex story?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What makes you feel guilty the most?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
After a few moments he returns.
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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.